Type in “Angelina Jolie” and “steamy affair,” and the Celebrity Gossip Newsworthiness Calculator begins to shiver like Tom Sizemore in an unguarded DEA evidence locker. Pile on with overt “Lolita” references, and you have an explosive event likely to result in mass casualties.
A new unauthorized biography by celebrity-tale carrier Andrew Morton claims that the star had a relationship with her mom’s live-in boyfriend when she was 16 years old, RadarOnline.com reports.
An “insider” tells Britain’s Now magazine that Marcheline Bertrand discovered the affair and ended it but that her relationship with Jolie was damaged for years afterward.
Bertrand died of cancer in 2007.
Morton has also written books about Madonna, Tom Cruise and Princess Diana.
Call the tabs, then 9-1-1
After softly crooning his trusty tabloid-reporter call (“Lindsay’s-on-druuuuugs. Lindsay’s-on-druuuuuugs”), Michael Lohan prophesies his daughter’s possibly imminent death:
“It could be a year, a month, a week – who knows?” he tells Grazia magazine. “She has a plethora of medicine you can’t mix and can’t drink with.
“She needs long-term rehab. I fear the worst. Look at Elvis, Anna Nicole Smith, Heath Ledger – who was a close friend.”
Michael Lohan recently said on the “Maury Povich” show that LiLo is addicted to prescription medications.
Lindsay Lohan responded by telling Usmagazine.com, “I’m so hurt that someone who calls himself my father needs to use the press to communicate with me. It’s so sad that he needs to stay in the media spotlight by using my name and making up excessive lies. He should instead try to be a real father.”
Celeb bonding
“Mad Men” actress Elisabeth Moss married “Saturday Night Live” comic Fred Armisen on Sunday in New York, Usmagazine.com reports.
In other romance news:
• Renée Zellweger is planning to spend the holidays with beau Bradley Cooper’s family, a source tells the New York Daily News.
• Jennifer Esposito, Cooper’s ex-wife, is engaged to “The Age of Love” reality-show contestant Mark Philippoussis, the tab also reports. Esposito starred in “Crash”; Philippoussis was asked to choose between 20-something “kittens” and 40-something “cougars” on the dating show. He picked “kitten” Amanda Salinas.
Raising a stink
Naomi Campbell’s new perfume deal doesn’t pass the smell test, a cosmetics-marketing company says in a lawsuit accusing the supermodel of cutting longtime associates out of their share of profits from her lucrative fragrance lines.
The lawsuit says Campbell violated a 1998 contract with Moodform Mission by inking a new fragrance-licensing agreement, costing the company a portion of proceeds from such scents as Naomi Campbell, Cat Deluxe and Seductive Elixir, the Associated Press reports.
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